[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

On a related note, I take good care of myself. I'm not an adonis, but I'm in good shape and I have really good calves. You run mountain races and you get good calves.

So I'm traveling right now and end up in a gym. I'm doing the treadmill thing, and it faces a mirror so I can see behind me covertly. I'm treadmilling, and I'm on a really steep angle, and I know - I know - that my calves are looking pretty darn fine.

Women will walk behind me frequently given how the treadmills are arranged, and I surreptitiously look in the mirror to see the women admire my calves, and probably 20 women walk by.

Not only do none of them acknowledge my great calves, but none of them even acknowledged my existence. Not a glance in my direction. Nothing. Zero. I would have gotten more looks if I had been a philodendron. I had more guys who looked at my great calves (in a manly admiring way) than women.

I've never been more disgusted in my life. It's not like I'm in the market, but I have good calves and it would be nice to have them appreciated once in a while. If NYC walking woman wants to complain about life now, just try walking in my shoes, where you're completely invisible.

When I think of men proud primarily of their calves, I think Ken Jenkins and Will Sasso.