Yeah, the Hootie rape routine is still pretty funny to me. Particularly these two:
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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess
my mom was smart
she used to sprinkle very small increments in my cereal every morning when I was younger...increasing the amounts as my tolerance built
now I'm completely immune to them so when I roofie a drink I can do the "see, look...it's fine" trick to a girl when buying/giving her a drink
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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess
I used to lube up my condoms with liquid GHB just so even when they consented I'd still get them to pass out halfway through...
I can't finish unless the bitch is passed out.
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Then again, I'm an immature little boy so there's that.