Maybe they'll hire someone who actually reveals the score of the game more than twice per 9 innings.
Bob Davis: "Bottom of the 8th, and the Tigers are in a jam here. Royals have runners at 2nd and 3rd with just one out. It's been a competitive game so far and both teams have done damage, but this might be the Royals chance to break it open."
Me: "THE SCORE, BOB!? WHAT THE **** IS THE SCORE!!!!!????"
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