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She placed some calls to Guiness
To see what the feat was worth..
While she hadn't measured the cable yet
She assumed it had a record Girth.
A lady doesn't crap and tell
but sometimes she just must
She birthed a brown so big around,
she thought her pelvis would bust.
She has an horseman there to verify,
the cable when it lands
He tipped his hat and said
"by gawd, I think your brown is 19 hands".
Ripley sent the cameras
Guiness sent the measure tape,
Her landlord brought a shovel
For the skidmarks left to scrape.
She feels her face a flushing
as every one who takes a peek...
laughs at her new fortune
that with Ripleys now she seeks
So get a ticket to stand in line
To get yourself a look...
Or look for the record cable
In this years' Guiness book.
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