I have a concern.
As we all know, Ocelots are fox-eared assholes. Now - what if you took an ocelot and it
wasn't fox-eared? Would it then cease to be an asshole?
If so - may I present for the groups consideration, the Margay:
It also eats grass and appears to have an appropriate amount of batshit crazy to it. It just might not be, and let me stress
might not be, an asshole.
I would hate to detract from the noble ocelot, but some of us already live with assholes or have spouses that live with an asshole and are therefore not inclined to add another one. They may want to consider the Margay.