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Originally Posted by cdcox
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.
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Fletcher: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?
Judge: Can't it wait?
Fletcher: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!
Judge: Is that true?
Fletcher: It has to be!
Judge: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself.