[Chiefspants]

I feel like Zack Snyder laid out a delicious cheesecake for me when he making this movie. I mother****ing love Cheesecake, so naturally I was pretty excited, but before I could dig in on this wonderful creation, Zack decided to slater a scoop of subway's tuna on top of the once wonderful cheesecake.

Yes, I know, it's subway and their meat tastes like Dollar General's finest Alpo, but for whatever reason, I have always had a weakness for their Tuna. As much as I love it, however, Tuna on top of cheesecake is a bit excessive and out of place, so naturally I say, "whoa, Zack, the cheesecake was fine as it was."

However, Zack, being the most self-indulgent, overrated style-of-substance chef in the business, says "lemme do ya one better" and puts a pie of Wendy's chili over my tuna-cheesecake sandwich.

Anyways, you get the picture. Somewhere in this movie, underneath the gratuitous flashbacks and over the top effects, existed an origin story that was among the best comic book stories ever created. But Zack went for too much, he went to the all you can eat buffet and attempted to actually eat everything, and it resulted in a chaotic, disoriented mess that was void of secondary character development or a hint of true emotion from the main character. It was a decent watch, sure, but the movie could have been much, much more.

TL;DR: Zack Snyder doesn't know how to tell a coherent story.