This is so ****ing great.
http://deadspin.com/5984377/stranded...someone-aboard
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Two people were banging in my tent the first night and I watched I was so bored.
Y'all better be enjoying your Valentine's flowers while we're defecating in red plastic bags.
People are spelling "HELP" with their bodies. Our theme song has been Alicia Keys: "This Boat Is On Fire."
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