[Hammock Parties]

Here's the story.

Originally Posted by mylegacy412

i ****ed so many girls raw dog on the spring break cruise to mexico last year. ****ing threesomes and gangbangs and shit. that was hella fun

Originally Posted by Accordinly Done

It's really crazy how girls act once their on the boat. Shit we were running game in the line onto the boat. If your not a fat neckbeard loser you're getting pussy.

Originally Posted by mylegacy412

moral of story
cruise ships are a good place to **** lots of hot whores.

even my fat friend pulled some super hot milfs all week

Originally Posted by Accordinly Done

Truth. I've been on many spring break cruises to Mexico and ****ed so many randoms. I remember getting jerked off at Carlos and Charlie's. I've had the best times of my life banging sluts on cruises. It feels good

Originally Posted by mylegacy412

My best friend and I had the 4 hottest girls on the boat back in our room before we even left port.

Girls asked if we'd buy em drinks. I laughed and said no but ill pour u a drink in my room. Bam.

Originally Posted by Accordinly Done

Sounds exactly like my trips. We each got 2 cases of beer on the boat and tons of bottles. It's like we were selling contraband in prison for sex

Originally Posted by mylegacy412

i was about to bang this girl before dinner and we had to use her room for w/e reason i cant remember

she says no no no we can't because my sister could come in at any time.

i told her lets use the deadbolt cuz the key cards dont undo the dead bolt (i was actually being sincere when i said that, but i was incorrect)

so when she stepped out of the room with her key card to test it while i was on the inside of her room, the deadbolt opened and she said, see told ya!

i told her i hadn't locked the door yet and told her to try again, then i just held the door closed.

she was so excited she practically flew back into the room with her dress off and we ****ed.

as im creampieing this bitch, i look at her and say, i gotta tell you something :hsugh: i held the door closed when you tried to open it. :bowrofl:

she pushed me off and ran into her bathroom.

i got dressed and as i walked out of her room just said, ok thanks for the sex ill see you at dinner.

Originally Posted by Accordinly Done

Eat drink gamble swim drink eat gamble karaoke drink club ****. Lather rinse repeat for 5 nights

Originally Posted by Accordinly Done

Getting off the boat and getting your luggage is the biggest walk of shame.

Originally Posted by mylegacy412

I was proud, but depressed it was over

Originally Posted by Accordinly Done

Reality is a bitch when you get off. Nagging gf,5 day hangover, emails, work.