When you're riding in a slay
And you hear something spray
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When it’s hanging likes a chad and your butt hurts really bad
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're driving in your car,
and your house is just too far
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your stomach is in pain,
and your making chocolate rain
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you think it's chicken soup
but it's really liquid poop.
Diarrhea diarrhea
When you have Thanksgiving turkey
and your stool is a stank hot slurpee
Diarrhea*Diarrhea
Then your mind begins to linger,
Wrongly saying "Pull my finger"
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're walking like CP3O
and your shit looks like radicchio
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it sounds just like a horn
and your butt pops out like corn:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When*you know that certain smell
and were eating Taco Bell.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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