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Time for my rant.
I'm so excited. I called my dad, who used to take me to games when I was under 10 years old. He told me how excited he was for the Royals. I asked him where he'd be watching the game from, and he just said "Watch it? Are you kidding me? I'm too nervous to do that. I'm going to watch something mellow and check the score or I might stroke out."
I love that guy.
But seriously, tonight is the night we take center stage and, in front of the whole nation and baseball world, announce our arrival on the stage of relevance. That here, on Tuesday, September 30th, 2014, the Kansas City Royals are back and ready to shove shit all over this league.
And Oakland's just the beginning. After we take out the dumpster trash, we're gonna hop on a jet plane and in front of my own two eyes, beat the everlasting shit out of the mentally weak Los Angeles Angels of Fullertonbreairvinetustinorangecountysealbeachbuenaparklongbeachyorbalinda. And we're gonna shove them HARD.
This fapfest isn't ending until we're taking group pisses on that rotted garbage field called Dodgers Stadium at the end of this month.
Royals Baseball: The Thrill of It All, Part Deux.
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