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Originally Posted by FAX

This is fantastic, Mr. tboss27! It's like a James Bond movie where he gets an invitation to the evil genius' headquarters.

Like maybe ... in You Only Live Twice where 007 goes under cover as a potential customer in order to investigate the real purpose behind the operation of Osato Chemicals, but he is attacked and has to escape with the help of a beautiful, mysterious woman.

Let's see ... you should attend the festivities wearing normal clothing then, at the most dramatic moment, you remove your coat to reveal a solid black hoodie with the words, "Fire Pioli" on the front and "Eric Winston Is A Girl" on the back. Then, you deftly reach into your pockets and remove a matching set of Nerf pistols loaded with candy wrappers and you begin firing into the air filling the sky with candy wrapper fragments. As Dr. Evil's security detail takes you into custody, a stunningly gorgeous female will emerge from the audience to create a diversion and assist you as you make your escape into the parking lot and eventually to the front seat of her custom, red Camaro which, after a daring, high-speed chase, takes you to her apartment where the two of you partake of chilled Bollinger Blanc de Noirs and hours of memorable, sensuous love-making.

Good luck, 002 and may God be with you.

FAX