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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist

I would stack the cake chair on top of the dildo chair, sit on it, and crush the rubber dildo. Then, I would sit on the crushed rubber dildo pieces and eat the flattened cake. Mushy cake, but the integrity of my anus will not be compromised.

You better hope that's a weak candle on top of that cake then