Originally Posted by Saccopoo
In light of actually seeing C.E. with a green rep bar, I'd figure that I'd post my recent experience of embracing a miracle as well:
So, last week Tuesday, I was at a pub-ish establishment and the 25 year old really hot niece of the corporate CEO walks in with her mother out of the blue and joins me and a co-worker for a couple of drinks.
A couple turn into 20 or so, and her mother and my co-worker leave and shit gets a little weird.
Anywho, after a good conversation about three ways with a stripper and "I'd be happy to take to to a Performing Arts Center for your first time" shit, I meet her back there the next evening with me and the same co-worker of the night before and lo and behold within 45 minutes this veritable goddess is sitting at the table right next to us by herself with a low cut sweater and huge tracts of land bursting.
For at least 45 minutes I make my best attempt to ignore her visually...go to the restroom and as I'm coming out, the busty goddess is standing in the hall waiting for me. (Seriously. I shit you not.) With nothing else coming to mind, I ask her to join us, which she does, and five or six tequila shots later we are all having a great time.
And the 25 year old is really, really, really digging her and vice versa and, well, my co-worker leaves and, yeah...
So, I'm wondering, is this my lottery ticket for life? Shit couldn't have gone down any more perfect and, so...what now?
And I mean, super hot. I ask my co-worker the next day, on a 1 to 10 scale how hot...and he says 11 or a 11.5.
So what the **** do I have to look forward to at this point? I can't imagine shit better. I still can't even think/focus/care.
What the **** am I supposed to do now?
Anyone have shit like this happen and what do I do with my life from this point on? I mean, guys buy Ferraris and yachts in the hopes of this kind of shit happening.
I'm a bit of a mess with this right now in terms of going forward.
And then the Wendler green bar.
If the Chiefs draft Geno, I'm thinking we all ascend.
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