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My Dad lives out by Longview Lake, and he some crazy white guy covered in tatoos with no shirt banging on his door last December trying to let my Dad let him sleep on his couch. Of course he said no, told the guy to leave, the guy wouldn't, so he called the cops.
About 45 minutes later the guy is back, banging on his door, so my Dad shows him his pistol and tells him to get the hell away from his house, and calls the cops again.
About 30 minutes later my Mom hears a noise, wakes up my dad, and they hear somebody jiggling the door handle trying to get thier house. My dad slips down the ahllway, into the living room, and as he chambers a round into 9mm the sound is just enough to set off a dancing Christmas catus singing "Felis Navadas" they had set up with their Christmas stuff.
The bullet hit 3 feet over the Christmas Cactus' head and put a hole through a 150 year old book case and half dozen antique books. Needless to say they guy never came back, and my mom was pissed about her book case.
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