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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER
Another penalty filled game for Clearwater. 
What the hell is up with giving Turbin all those carries? |
I'm beyond tired of Chris Johnson being a pussy in short yardage situations. I wanted to see if Turbin could actually give me 3 and 4 yard carries instead of this 0, 0, 15, -1, 1 shit that Johnson gives me. Johnson is just particularly ill-suited for my offense. He's a HR hitter that, if he doesn't hit a HR, strikes out in spectacular fashion.
And yeah, another game where my guys desperately tried to blow a 3-score lead late in the third with plenty of help from penalties and an ill-timed turnover. He was 10 yards away from coming back to beat me 21-19 after I just
coasted to a 19-0 lead. Big ups to my red-zone offense for shitting the bed 3 times...
I already know how my season's going to end - a penalty on Tarell Brown. According to Sandbox, he didn't actually cover anyone last year, just held them on every play. Oh yeah, and Gerald McCoy evidently has no idea where the neutral zone is and Bruce Irvin has never met a QB he wouldn't rough.