If you are serious, be serious.
Personal friend, tell him the biggest Chiefs fan he knows [well, second biggest besides his partner in the firm] referred you for good rates and service.
http://splglaw.com/attorneys/evan-r-sotiriou/
http://splglaw.com/contact-us/
PM me with real world details, if you wish, and I'll call Monday so you won't take him unawares. But if my initial sentence was unclear, if you are serious, be serious. Patent protection is a lucrative source of remuneration for creativity, but it isn't a game for those with a mere spark of 'hey how about.'
This man's life is finding new and innovative improvements on the past and working to secure the value of that improvement for the mind that conjured it. It's not cheap, and it's not frivolous work. There's plenty of frivolous people trying to impinge on that sector, but they hide and obfuscate and troll.
I'm trusting this community. I've given a real name to a person to a real member here to help him realize an idea. If anyone is unserious here, please remember here, some of us are not.