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Originally Posted by Rausch
Because you get drunk and end up at gay bars...
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars. If it's one demographic that has the ability to boost my self-esteem (by giving me compliments about my looks), it's the gays. Every time I am around those homosexuals (I have a gay cousin, so I know all the gays around these parts...I think he is a slut, because he has a different gay dude at every family get-together), I go home with higher self esteem. Unfortunately for me though, I am one of the straightest dudes I've ever known of (I hate watching porn because the other guy's wiener gets in the way) and having my ego boosted the way it is when I am around gays just isn't enough to persuade me to go to the gay bar.