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Originally Posted by tmw4h5
Requirements to date my daughter:
If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.
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I don't think I would want to date your daughter because I wouldn't want to do anything that could conceivably pass along your genes. However, let me address your requirements.
Trickle down is what I do on your lawn, car and bushes.
Chuck Norris weighs 154.
You can't even spell it, let alone require it.
, if God determines who is smart and who is poor, God must hate your ass.
I previously thought civilians shouldn't have weapons of war but I now amend my belief to state your neighbors should have them. If they can take you out before any more damage is done, they deserve the Medal of Freedom.