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Old 04-29-2013, 04:16 PM   #857
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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although I did go back to a 19 year olds apartment last Thursday who was friends with my ex's little sister...

that ended horribly, though

when I get to the bar, I know all of the bartenders...so I immediately lick off my stamp and tell every hot girl of age (21+) that I'm 19 and I give them money to buy me drinks...

and then when they start making fun of me for being so young I show them my ID and then they are like "omg wtf are you doing here you're like 50"...

PART TIME RESIDENTS OF MY TOWN think they are the only ones entitled to go to campus bars...

it irritates me

oh but then I'm always like..."oh yeah, I'm sooooo old...when you're 70 I'll be 75"...that usually shuts them up and gets me back into potential pounding zone
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