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Originally Posted by Squalor2
i think it was the first openly gay show on television. opie had a dad but no mom. barney looked in drag and he was the bitch to andy. andy gave him a "bullet" but he was never allowed to cock it. floyd the barber. jesus christ. he was probably leaking lead from the first unsuccessful male piercings. the town drunk only showed up when the jail was empty and had an ass the size of a queen sized pillow. and only looked better the next morning. it was even flavored with earnest t bass incest. you hop out of a truck filled with relatives that if you say goodbye uncle, one of your aunts will answer back, you throw rocks too.
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Opie's mother died, and Andy dated and had a GF.