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Old 05-15-2013, 09:11 PM   #5868
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Oh and random thought for the night...

I have never been able to achieve a good tan just by suntanning, (fair skin... part Irish... sun bounces off of my white ass), and I've always wondered if a tanning bed would work better. So, for Mother's Day, Gonzo and son got me 1 month unlimited tanning at a salon near our house.

Anyway, I decided to stop by there tonight and bust my tanning salon cherry. First off, I don't normally like these types of places because I know that they are filled with snobby bitches babbling about their hair and how they love to party. Much to my surprise though, I had a fairly good experience. The staff was very friendly and helpful and the atmosphere was very comfortable.

However...

Is it a prerequisite to be blonde and look like leather in order to work at a tanning salon? Oh, and not too surprising, the chicks working there were babbling about their hair and how they love to party.

Furthermore...
$65 for 2 tubes of lotion and a pair of goggles?! That's insane!!!

Yes, I did in fact pay the $65 for 2 tubes of lotion and a pair of goggles.

I think I might go back tomorrow.
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