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Old 04-16-2009, 03:58 PM   #305
Beerfund Beerfund is offline
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Topeka
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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 View Post
Listen man..take it from one of many dudes who have been here before.

CUT YOUR LOSSES. I swear to God, if you guys make nice, you're gonna be pouring back through this thread in about 6 months or even maybe a year or two saying.."Jesus tits, those motherfuckers on CP were like the gatdamn Miss Cleo.."

True story. She gets it. The dude she's fucking around with gets it. All her single friends get it. You don't get it right now..and you'd better hope you don't make nice and end up "getting it" further down the road when there may be something more serious than moving in together on the line..Like a marriage, or a child.

Seriously, I don't care if she's a 10/10 on the hot scale and sucks dick like Claythan in church camp...put in in her ass one last time, blow a wad on her face, then blow a handful of glitter onto your spooge for a really sweet carnival-coating and call it good.

Don't walk. Don't run. Hop in a fucking car and drive your ass 120 mph away.
for real, violate that bitch and go
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