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Old 06-19-2017, 03:12 PM   #3123
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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch View Post
Unfortunately we signed the shitty one instead of the other names. I'd have signed Moss too, sucks it doesn't look like it'll work out. All in all a pretty good post Duncan.
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I believe your question was "What can Matt Holliday do that Brandon Moss can't?"



I truly do feel for you here; there's nobody worse in all of major league baseball to watch play than Brandon Moss. I hate him so very, very much. What an absolute slug. There are bad players that are fun to watch for various reasons, or at least bad players that don't openly assault the game of baseball.

Brandon Moss is not that player. Everything he does on a major league field is an affront to every single minor league baseball player who is presently toiling away in AAA and anyone who values baseball played at any sort of competent level. Having to watch him and Lorenzo Cain in the same uniform would drive me insane due to the grace that LoCain plays the game with (contrasted against the 'drunk rhino' style that Moss favors).

Dude is below replacement value over his last 1200 ABs. He honestly has no business in the major leagues. That's not a slump, that's just the new normal at that point.

Dude is complete trash. But hey, at least you didn't give up a prospect for him like our idiot management, so you have that going for ya...
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