White Trash Survival Kit
Toilet Paper...........................................................check
Bud Light..............................................................check
Keystone Ice...........................................................check
Budweiser..............................................................check
Red Dog................................................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol.........................................check
Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on......................check
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If at first you don't succeed
...skydiving is not for you.
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