[bogey]

Originally Posted by FAX

I've had it up to here with hillbillies. For one thing, hillbillies make everything out of tree limbs.

If there were more hillbillies, there would be no trees. And, if there were no trees, there would be no birds. And, if there were no birds, there would be no ... uh ... bird seed. And, if there were no bird seed, there would be no ... uh ... uhhh ... ... birds.

FAX

A bird in the hand saves a shotgun shell.