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Originally Posted by stonedstooge
pr capone and Chiefs Planet on Fox 4 News this morning. A nice segment
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How absolutely fantastic. Great work, men. It's like a dream where you are walking naked on a secluded beach as the cool, salt spray, the pale, blue sky, the warm, afternoon sun, and the soft, white sand combine to elevate your consciousness and release your soul from your mortal form and your spirit flies off into the air and into space and past the galaxy and through the cosmos and finally lands on a beautiful, faraway planet called Milkshake Planet where gorgeous, green-eyed, blond girls with amazing, proportionate tittahs serve you milkshakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner plus two daily snacks and you discover that the days on Milkshake Planet are only about 3 Earth hours long which is a huge, extra bonus and means that you're constantly slamming delicious milkshakes in any flavor you choose including chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or coconut or any other flavor except for pear cactus which turns out to be okay and then after awhile your spirit returns back through the vast universe to the beach where you were and rejoins your body with a soft thump and everything is just perfect except that you can't remember why you're naked or where you left your clothes so you have to construct some makeshift trousers out of seaweed so you can make it back to your car without being arrested and a famous fashion designer happens to notice you and offers you 40 million dollars cash for the secret to where you got your pants.
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