Only acceptable football liquor:
Beer: All purpose, any time.
Bloody Mary: Tailgate before game
Whiskey: In flask, at tailgate, snuck into game
Schnapps: Cold weather games, in flask.
Gators: That's Gatorade and Grain Alcohol, only for College Football. Must be consumed from a big plastic trash can. When using grape gatorade can also be known as "Purple fuck."
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