USADA wants us to believe that Jon Jones is the unluckiest fighter in the history of the UFC's drug testing program.
Damn, a tiny bit of this metabolite gets absorbed in his fat, lies dormant for a year, and is released right when they test him. That is some shit luck, right there.
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how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
HOW MANY?!
none they just sit in the dark and cry
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