[Chief Pote]

Originally Posted by lcarus

This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing

Seriously dude? Dumping the baby batter?