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Old 08-12-2014, 12:36 PM   #6045
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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues View Post
If you two were not such dorks you probably wouldn't be virgins.

Here is some advice. Stop trying to figure out "chicks". It will never happen. And if you actually DID somehow figure them out, you still wouldn't get laid because you're a ****ing dork.

What's the secret? Devote your efforts to figuring out how not to be a dork, and the pussy will just flow naturally.

Back in the old days, if you had a guitar and could play and sing the first half of "Stairway To Heaven", you couldn't keep the pussy off of you.

I don't know if "chicks" dig musicians anymore, but what the heck? Forget about all the weirdo shit and learn how to play guitar.

Dinny


I have a girlfriend.

I do think billay makes up every little thing he posts in this thread, though.
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