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Originally Posted by htismaqe
Exactly.
Hey man, I know Cindy Crawford just asked me if I wanted to **** but damn, she's old, and who knows, maybe Katy Perry will walk by in 30 minutes and ask me. If I go **** Cindy Crawford, I won't be here when Katy Perry walks by. What am I going to do?!?!?!
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If Cindy Crawford will **** you, I think you should ask Meg Ryan if she'll **** you AND let you chill at her place for the weekend. Gotta **** the right celebrity for the right price, y'know. Old Meg Ryan isn't that much worse than old Cindy Crawford, after all