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Somebody yelled "Hoe-down" and all the UT cheerleaders hit the floor.
What is the difference between a UT fan and a puppy?
A puppy eventually stops whining.
Why do Tennessee fans wear orange all weekend?
Because they can wear it huntin' on Friday, to Neyland Stadium on Saturday, and to pick up trash by the side of the road on Sunday.
Why don't they teach drivers education and sex educaton on the same day at UT?
They don't want to wear out the mule.
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