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Simply Red · 07-02-2013, 09:45 PM

Alex Smith HATER
HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $164101
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This guy would best served/roasted by an old-timer such as Skip or Bob Dole, he was a lot more vulnerable around the early 2k's when I wasn't yet a member. However; I'm fairly confident there is plenty of loser, low-life material to work with here, as all that really happened since then are: Claythan lost weight, and got a few jobs and bought a 1983 Mercedes that blew up or something, that story was never made clear as to just WHAT exactly happened .

There are a few good things about Clay, but let's move through this shit storm to find the two mini chocolate chips at the end.
Claynus apparently lives w/ an aunt or grandmother or some other distant 'unknown' relative , the relationship is very distant, he goes and gets his food at dinner-time, aside from that he never goes upstairs. Has a trapper-keeper he saved from 7th grade w/ 'Cellar Dwellar' decals over the hot air balloon model. Really does have a 'Tranny Porn' folder on his desktop which is password protected and named something obscure such as: 'Chiefs' or 'Texas' or something.

GoChiefs went to downtown Spring to buy a PO Box to persuade online Houston babes that NO HE DOES NOT live w/ Aunt Kay! I'm not sure of Clay's online username on Plenty of Fish - but there is about a 100% chance either Jawa or Greedo are in it, somewhere. GoChiefs would never admit this here, but he has messaged 85,000 women, his goal is to get to 152,000 by or before Alex Smith throws a 300 yard game.
There is little doubt that Clay is a chauvinist, he despises women, actually he loves them but can't get a steady, so he claims they're 'inferior' -- Don't feel bad though ladies, Clay is that way w/ the men at cock n balls dot com, too. Claynus's school of thought roles over into fashion and anything of value or nice. He literally see's no value in pricier 'higher quality' items, or is it because he can't afford them? You guys decide. I remember him bitching about the price of the Chili's dinner he'd took a girl out to, on a first date, never the less. Once this guy said he only will pay for his OWN supper on the first date, I know you're cheap bro, but come on.

Pros: He has 77,000 threads, 600 threads that actually DID achieve 100+ post count, you do the math here. He's managed to obtain a decent body after watching numerous episodes of Knight Rider while listening to CC Music Factory. He DID bite the bullet in the San Diego MNF/bash game w/ the nastyness outside, stayed out in the stadium area, he's your very own 'true fan' the thing that he claims the others are and he is NOT. Stay focused Claynus, get the girl from OK Cupid once Aunt Kay IS actually out of town and there may be a chance Note: Be sure Aunt Kay leaves that food money!! Moving to Kansas City next year may be the best chance for Red 5 to come out of the closet, as there is a huge gay population in Kansas City - so there's that, bud.

Cons: This guy has about 27 active mults, last estimation. Some have over 37k posts!!

so, Even Auntie Kay makes fun of Goatse, for several reasons, but the main reason is his collection of PeeWee's Playhouse, yes he has every episone, yes DVD remastered! he's amazing - do you know this guy once IM'd his sister by accident indicating he wanted to cam-sex her - only it was much more graphic and a butt-plug was involved, if you know what I mean. Keep your head up and pronounce your words, work on your voice volume-level and maybe you can pull a girl in real life, like the mall or Medieval Times or something, I don't know man!

2014 outlook: I'm not sure where to go here, you have all the gifts to enter into production of some sort, but your timid deameanor and quivering persona won't get you there, and no they don't care how good you are at The Matrix trilogy Jeopardy, or that you can name ALL of the planets in Star Wars and all of the characters in the bar Han Solo had the Greedo shootout w/.

Honestly, ask me and I'd recommend an Anthony Robbins program for your future endeavors, he's very current and tempered for today's business world.

07-02-2013, 09:45 PM	#1337
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	Alex Smith HATER HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $164101 ___________________________ This guy would best served/roasted by an old-timer such as Skip or Bob Dole, he was a lot more vulnerable around the early 2k's when I wasn't yet a member. However; I'm fairly confident there is plenty of loser, low-life material to work with here, as all that really happened since then are: Claythan lost weight, and got a few jobs and bought a 1983 Mercedes that blew up or something, that story was never made clear as to just WHAT exactly happened . There are a few good things about Clay, but let's move through this shit storm to find the two mini chocolate chips at the end. Claynus apparently lives w/ an aunt or grandmother or some other distant 'unknown' relative , the relationship is very distant, he goes and gets his food at dinner-time, aside from that he never goes upstairs. Has a trapper-keeper he saved from 7th grade w/ 'Cellar Dwellar' decals over the hot air balloon model. Really does have a 'Tranny Porn' folder on his desktop which is password protected and named something obscure such as: 'Chiefs' or 'Texas' or something. GoChiefs went to downtown Spring to buy a PO Box to persuade online Houston babes that NO HE DOES NOT live w/ Aunt Kay! I'm not sure of Clay's online username on Plenty of Fish - but there is about a 100% chance either Jawa or Greedo are in it, somewhere. GoChiefs would never admit this here, but he has messaged 85,000 women, his goal is to get to 152,000 by or before Alex Smith throws a 300 yard game. There is little doubt that Clay is a chauvinist, he despises women, actually he loves them but can't get a steady, so he claims they're 'inferior' -- Don't feel bad though ladies, Clay is that way w/ the men at cock n balls dot com, too. Claynus's school of thought roles over into fashion and anything of value or nice. He literally see's no value in pricier 'higher quality' items, or is it because he can't afford them? You guys decide. I remember him bitching about the price of the Chili's dinner he'd took a girl out to, on a first date, never the less. Once this guy said he only will pay for his OWN supper on the first date, I know you're cheap bro, but come on. Pros: He has 77,000 threads, 600 threads that actually DID achieve 100+ post count, you do the math here. He's managed to obtain a decent body after watching numerous episodes of Knight Rider while listening to CC Music Factory. He DID bite the bullet in the San Diego MNF/bash game w/ the nastyness outside, stayed out in the stadium area, he's your very own 'true fan' the thing that he claims the others are and he is NOT. Stay focused Claynus, get the girl from OK Cupid once Aunt Kay IS actually out of town and there may be a chance Note: Be sure Aunt Kay leaves that food money!! Moving to Kansas City next year may be the best chance for Red 5 to come out of the closet, as there is a huge gay population in Kansas City - so there's that, bud. Cons: This guy has about 27 active mults, last estimation. Some have over 37k posts!! so, Even Auntie Kay makes fun of Goatse, for several reasons, but the main reason is his collection of PeeWee's Playhouse, yes he has every episone, yes DVD remastered! he's amazing - do you know this guy once IM'd his sister by accident indicating he wanted to cam-sex her - only it was much more graphic and a butt-plug was involved, if you know what I mean. Keep your head up and pronounce your words, work on your voice volume-level and maybe you can pull a girl in real life, like the mall or Medieval Times or something, I don't know man! 2014 outlook: I'm not sure where to go here, you have all the gifts to enter into production of some sort, but your timid deameanor and quivering persona won't get you there, and no they don't care how good you are at The Matrix trilogy Jeopardy, or that you can name ALL of the planets in Star Wars and all of the characters in the bar Han Solo had the Greedo shootout w/. Honestly, ask me and I'd recommend an Anthony Robbins program for your future endeavors, he's very current and tempered for today's business world. Last edited by Simply Red; 07-02-2013 at 10:50 PM..
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