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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Rany needs an editor. He always has great info. He just takes way too long to lay it out. My rant today is on the Royals playing Garth Brooks "I've Got Friends In Low Places" every home game. It pisses me off. You want your team to celebrate low places? Your team just dropped from first to the cellar in less than one month you ****ing morons. YOU ARE CONSTANTLY IN A LOW PLACE. Why do we have to celebrate it in song? If anything, I would play that goddamn clip EVERY INNING until they get out of last. I'd play it on a loop in the locker room. I'd play it on the plane during road trips. I'd make every player SING the goddamn song in the on-deck circle. I'd want to make this team hate that ****ing song so much that they'd do ANYTHING to stay out of last place. And the Royals PR wanks allowing that to be played just shows how clueless they are. I had a St. Louis buddy of mine come in last Monday. He said "That Garth Brooks song, it's like your fans have Stockholm Syndrome." Yeah, no shit. We embrace the suck. STOP GARTH BROOKS AND STOP IT NOW.

That's my rant for today.

Good rant. Ever been to Bentonville?