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Dear Rebecca,
I’m sure you may be embarrassed by this email going viral. You shouldn’t be. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in months. Everybody needs somebody like this on their team. Somebody to step up and shake people back into reality. To whip some asses. There isn’t a frat in the world who wouldn’t die for you right now. There isn’t a guy in the world who wouldn’t die for you right now. I don’t want you to work for Barstool Sports. I need you to work for Barstool Sports. I’m not joking. Name your salary and you’re hired.
PS – You’re hot.
Sincerely,
Pres