[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by SNR

When my team had the #1 overall pick, Clark Hunt used to talk to the fans. He came to see us and he said, “Who d’ya wanna draft, kid? Who do you want to watch play for this team? Tell me your dreams!”

So I said, "I want a quarterback! I want to go to the Super Bowl and win in such a spectacular way that's never been done before!" And he said, "Look, you're a Chiefs fan, so scale it down a bit, alright?"

"Alright, I want to draft a pass rusher, then! And rack up all these sacks that have never been done before!" And he said, "Look, you're a Chiefs fan, so scale it down a bit, alright?"

"Alright, I want a fat douchebag offensive tackle, then. And have him eat cheeseburgers that have never been eaten before! Then have him shit his pants on gameday!"

And on the seventh scaled-down request, Clark Hunt saw it was good, and rested.