Some help for true fan wants fat guy in draft:
Him not good. Sort of meh. Brain bad. Head hurt too much. Lose job lots of time.
Look good one time. No pass no play long time. 5 round. Rick had chance. Poop in pants. He dead when Chiefs draft man with huge dark schlong.
Small, real small, real real small. Cut 5 time, from 2 team. No draft, know why. No pass, no play, long time. Have butt for chin poop in pants. He sucks.
We hose.
**** my life.
The end.