[Sassy Squatch]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I'm going to be straight with you because I like you. I've read enough of these threads, and seen enough people whine that I've lost my give a ****. I get paid a whopping zero dollars to help moderate this website. I do it because I love the place. I don't always get my way, in fact, I rarely get my way. And that's fine. That's why we have a good sized team to sift through some of this shit.

That said, the one form of compensation I do get is the ability to do some things the average user can't to create some lulz for myself, and others. I'm disclaiming right here, right now, that I plan on compensating myself more frequently. You all miss Bob Dole and his antics? Well then let's bring them back...

Yay