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Originally Posted by bevischief
Man after my own heart.
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This could turn into one of the most important posts of all time....
If churches would open a wet bar before, during and after the "preaching-at" part(s), the world could change. Attendance would go up, that's not open for debate.....men would get up early just to go. Plus, men would give more if the church-ladies slinging the forgiveness juice are hot - put them in tank tops and there'd be little need for taking up an offering. Most churches have a place to "send the kids," so Moms and dads would get a few quality moments as they pass each other on the way to the pisser. Heck, put the offering plate int he pisser and there'd be not end to the profits...