What an unbelievable offseason. So many roadblocks have been put up by fans, coaches, GMs, and draft personnel to prevent KC from drafting a QB.
Gradually, one by one, the currents of the universe have knocked the excuses down.
-Uncooperative GM? Fixed.
-Shitty coaches who know nothing about QBs? Fixed.
-Manti Te'o is Ray Lewis? Fake girlfriended.
-Jarvis Jones is the clear cut best available? Spinal stenosised.
-Luke Joeckel is the best value for his position? Eric Fishered.
-Alex Smith is so much safer? Unwanted.
-Branden Albert will surely walk away? Clay and Branden twitter bromanced.
-Andy Reid loves Nick Foles? Request denied.
Hell, even consider that the NFL just so happens to be full of shit with the 3 year college rule so Clowney can't be in this year.
This is some crazy ****ing destiny shit. We have two hurdles left before we checkmate the true fans once and for all- the two passrushers and Star. And knowing how this offseason has been going, they'll all probably die in an AIDS fire.
The true fans have been out of excuses for a long time. Pretty soon they'll be out of straws, too. No place to run and no place to hide from the loving rape that is spending the #1 overall pick on a QB.