Well maybe it's time to teach the kitty who's boss. One day just shave it and tell her you always prefer your kitties well groomed.
Then again you could try the pharmaceutical approach. Find out whatever food the cat loves and slip some weed(or maybe some xanax) in it a hour before 'activities'. Cat gets mello and you get your groove on. Just make sure you don't mix up the weed butter with some LSD...that can cause issues....
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