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Old 02-09-2013, 07:07 AM   #2
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Reports surfaced yesterday, that President Obama is responsible for global warming. The source says Obama, prior to his birth, influenced industries to pollute the air, water and land with promised future tax breaks and bribes. Sources say a pre-born Obama was well aware of his future presidency, and used that as leverage with industry leaders. Sources also state Obama wanted to use the excuse of global warming as a reason to start experimenting with new technology that would eventually help him establish a socialist, communist, dictatorship in the state of Rhode Island.

Sources state a Obama used his Kenyan Birth certificate as a flux capacitor, allowing him to travel back in time. Others believe a pre-born Obama polluted the environment himself, blaming companies for the pollution. No one can be certain how it happened, but the fact remains-Obama is responsible for global warming.

Upon the release of this new report, the Republican Party who for years denied the existence of global warming has now changed its tone. Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus "We now believe global warming is a real issue, to be taken serious. It`s clear now that President Obama may be involved. This new information would lead us to believe global warming is in fact, a real thing. We're asking congress for a full investigation into what role the President played in global warming." When asked why the party dramatically changed its view over night from denying all scientific reports confirming global warming is really happening, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus stated We believe Obama wants to destroy America, earth , and the moon. Scientific facts can be manipulated, for our party its more plausible the president time traveled using his Kenyan birth certificate.
Sounds much like the logic used by Obama when blaming Bush for every single problem he has~
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