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Originally Posted by seclark
i hate to say it, but i'd just as soon have hootie serve me my chicken fried steak, than bump.
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despite what kind of dipshit I am IRL (and I am) and on this board...I am probably THE ultimate waiter for someone who wants their food, wants it right, doesn't want to be asked stupid ****ing questions, and doesn't want to wait 10 minutes to pay their ****ing bill.
my multi-tasking and efficiency had to be industry top notch...at least compared to the hundreds of dipshits I worked with over the years
my old roommate/best friend was comparable...we used to have waiter chants to compare styles and shift notes to see how we could improve and how to handle certain scenarios...like the one time he told a table we didn't do a song for a birthday while at the same time a group of 10 servers came busting out of the kitchen to parade a table 1 section away with our birthday song
