Hate to be this guy, but with a couple weeks left every fake $ counts. I think my total is off, here are my calculations:
Seahawks (-3) $5000
Seahawks (under 46) $5000
Texans (Under 43) $5000
Packers (-9.5) $5000
Packers (-370 ml) $5000
Ravens (-7) $5000
Ravens (-290 ml) $5000
Packers (over 46) $3000
Ravens (over 47) $3000
Putting me at $34966. Let me know if I'm missing something.
Homer: [looking at watch] Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold over there!
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.