I vote #2 as well. #1 is just getting a little too 'cute'.
Oh, and what's the plan on draft order for the FA draft? Amateur draft is straightforward, but I still think that the draft order, at worst, should be randomized for the FA draft. Last place teams aren't exactly FA favorites.
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.
2013 Adopt-A-Chief: AJ Jenkins, WR #13