Jovan: Peek-a-boo!
Zoey: [shits pants]
Jovan: No, no! Don't cry, little baby! Here's your pacifier.
Zoey: [lets it fall to the ground]
Jovan: Ok, how about something to eat then?
Zoey: [eats three jars of baby food]
Jovan: DAMMIT KASANDRA! How could you sleep with Brady Quinn, Dwayne Bowe, and Coach Crennel!
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