Originally Posted by Sofa King
Why is DJ's left nut banned?
No shit. Good goddamn question.
Because someone dumbass noob said something unintelligible in a gas prices thread and I posted the Jackie Chan gif that said "What the **** is this?"
I didn't even think about it. I don't have the profanity filter even turned on so it's not like I was actively thinking about bypassing it.
And some butthurt little **** of a mod banned me without so much as a heads up. It's not like I'm some malcontent pain in the ass poster. I'm pretty low-key about most things. I don't get in flame wars, I don't troll, I back my shit up with reasoned arguments and hootie HATES me. I'm an unquestioned asset here...
I damn near came back with both guns blazing and went out in a blaze of glory. I was going to re-post the same picture with a tag that said "This is me inadvertently posting swear words" then I was going to just post a picture of a dick that I modified in paint and inserted the text "Suck this ****ing wang, pillowbitergots" with a tag that said "This is me bypassing the profanity filter"...
It seemed like an instructive primer to offer to whatever oversensitive twerp decided to ban me. Afterall, on a board where we mock children being eaten by dogs, wish AIDS on people and have an entire thread dedicated to MS Paint-modified hardcore porn, it would seem that we could utilize a 'spirit of the law' rather than a 'letter of the law' analysis when someone posts a gif with the word '****' in it.
It was a raging case of Mod-****itis. Whichever one of them pulled it is free to lick my taint and welcome to ban me again if they like. It won't change the fact that he's a bleeding vag.