Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider
I have relatives that live there although I spent most of my time in the Dallas Fort Worth area. Arrogant assholes who think Texas is above all other states. Don't mess with Texas bumper stickers and signs. The western side of the state is a real joy, why anyone would live there is beyond me. Let us all remember the wise words of one their former governors: "if English was good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me"
Holy mother of god was that Dallas Chief that said that? Had to be, he's a rare breed that would say something like that.
And I' d love to see them try to secede. That would be awesome. Hopefully there would be lots and lots of dead doucher texans.
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. -HL Mencken 1933