Originally Posted by listopencil
Yes, how dare you question Our Fearless Leader. You know that He doesn't shit or piss, His birth led to a spontaneous breakout of rainbows, and He shot a 38 under par with 11 holes-in-one the first and only time he ever golfed. He would never allow this to happen.
Was also the first man to ever see a sasquatch.
And marry it.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?