Originally Posted by listopencil
Yes, how dare you question Our Fearless Leader. You know that He doesn't shit or piss, His birth led to a spontaneous breakout of rainbows, and He shot a 38 under par with 11 holes-in-one the first and only time he ever golfed. He would never allow this to happen.
Was also the first man to ever see a sasquatch.
And marry it.
It don't matter what line we hand you
When we come a crawlin' in.
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.